Santanna means "saint-like." Strictly interpreted, this definition may not exactly apply to Bailey Santanna. But from a different point-of-view, our point-of-view, it does. Doesn't Bailey cure men's fluid overloads with her plush body and experienced skills? Isn't healing and soothing blue balls a saint-like power? The devil's advocate rests his case. Bailey enjoys going to Burning Man, San Francisco gender-bending street parties and...high-school reunions? "I love going back to my high school reunion. It's like, 'I showed you guys!' It was weird because I wasn't very popular in high school, but I've run into tons of people after high school, and then they all want to go out with me. Not during high school. I think I was too much to handle in high school. I had the biggest boobs by far in the entire school my senior year, and I'm short. Five-foot-four. Even teachers had a hard time talking to me sometimes!" That's our Bailey.